joke

A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.
At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the
famous
Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese
sensed
that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the
Chinese
crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the
Director.

Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The
director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you ##@!!*#!!!
My
dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!"
"Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same",
retorted
Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double
from
the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and
delivered a
mighty punch to the director,sending him flat onto the floor.

"What was that for?" exclaimed the director.
"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the
Chinese
replied.
"You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"shouted the
director. "Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, ...you are
all the same!"

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