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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare!" -- Luca Marius - Network Administrator NOC Assist Software Suceava #206742 - Linux registered user To communicate is the beginning of understanding. -- AT&T
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's
office in Winter Haven, Florida.<BR><BR>The doctor asked, "What can I do for
you?"<BR><BR>The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"<BR><BR>The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple
finished, the<BR>doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse,"<BR>and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The
couple<BR>would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay
the<BR>doctor, then leave.<BR><BR>Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what
are you trying to find out?"<BR><BR>The old man said, "We're not trying to find
out anything. She's married<BR>and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we
can't go to my house..<BR>The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108.
We do it here for<BR>$50 and I get $43 back from Medicare!"<BR></FONT></DIV>
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