George Bush in iad

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He   goes to hell where the devil
is waiting for him.
"I  don't know what to  do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list
but I have no room for you. You  definitely have to stay here,  so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do.  I've got three folks here  who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of  them go, but you  have to take their place. 
I'll
even let YOU decide who  leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he  agreed.
The devil  opened the first room: In it was Richard  Nixon and a large
pool of water. He  kept diving in and surfacing  empty-handed over and over
and over. Such  was his fate in hell.  "No!" George said. "I don't think so.
I'm not a good   swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil  led him  to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer  and a room full of  rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time  after time after time. "No, I've  got this problem with my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I  could do was break  
rocks all
day!" commented George.
The devil opened  a  third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor  with  his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread eagle pose.  Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what  she does
best. George Bush  looked at this in disbelief for a while  and finally 
said,
"Yeah, I can  handle  this."
The devil smiled and said... "OK,  Monica,  you're free to go!"


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