>>> ingineri

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
      A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker

      Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
      A: Their personalities

      Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
      A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own

      Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
      A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year

      Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
      A: Tie him to a chair, stand infront of him and fold up a road map the
      wrong way

      You might be an engineer if...
      Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a
      moral dilemma

      You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room

      The sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your
      questions

      At an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling

      You bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday

      You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie

      You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting

      You comment to your spouse that their straight hair is nice and
 parallel

      You sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the
 special effects

      You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances

      You have more friends on the internet than in real life

      You know what http stands for

      You look forward to Christmas so you can put the kid's toys together

      You see a good design and still have to change it

      You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring

      You still own a slide rule and know how to use it

      You think people yawnning around you are just sleepy

      You window shop at Tandy

      Your laptop computer costs more than your car

      Your friends and family haven't the foggiest idea of what you do at
 work

      You've already calculated how much you make per second

      And You've tried to repair a £5 radio
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Network Operation Center - Linux Division
#206742 - Linux registered user
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