phone in hell

Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Saddam Hussein died and all went to hell. Queen
Elizabeth said: I miss england, I wanna call england and see How everybody
is doing there....so she called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she
said: well devil, how much do I owe you? the devil goes: five million
dollars... five million dollars!!!? she made him a check and went to sit
back on her chair....

 Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call
the united states, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he calledand
talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe ?
the devil goes: ten million dollars..... ten million dollars!!!!!!' but he
made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....

Saddam Hussein was extremely jealous too... he screamed... "I wanna call
iraq! I want to see whats going on there, I want to talk to the ministers,
to the deputee, I wanna talk to everybody"...he called iraq and he talked
for about ten, twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....
after 38 hours he puts the phone down : 'well, devil, how much do I owe
???? the devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!! Saddam says...
only one dollar?????? the devil says: well, from hell to hell its local!