Campanie Anti-Mandrake 9.1

Hello rlug-humor,

  Uite asha a ajuns, din proprie initziativa, compu' meu in timp ce
  rula Mandrake 9.1:

Cpu(s):  42.6% user,  57.4% system,   0.0% nice,   0.0% idle
Mem:     93944k total,    92696k used,     1248k free,       28k buffers
Swap:   104416k total,   104416k used,        0k free,     3400k cached   

  (un Windows ar fi crapat la faza asta).

  Shi asha arata Mandrake 9.1 (15 megi ocupatzi de'aiurea) imediat
  dupa boot cu "linux single".
  
top - 22:22:11 up 1 min,  0 users,  load average: 0.15, 0.06, 0.02
Tasks:  14 total,   1 running,  13 sleeping,   0 stopped,   0 zombie
Cpu(s):   7.9% user,  13.5% system,   0.0% nice,  78.7% idle
Mem:     93532k total,    15504k used,    78028k free,       68k buffers
Swap:   104416k total,        0k used,   104416k free,     9340k cached

  PID USER      PR  NI  VIRT  RES  SHR S %CPU %MEM    TIME+  Command
    1 root       9   0   428  428  392 S  0.0  0.5   0:04.28 init
    2 root       9   0     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.00 keventd
    3 root       9   0     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.00 kapmd
    4 root      18  19     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.00 ksoftirqd_CPU0
    5 root       9   0     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.00 kswapd
    6 root       9   0     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.00 bdflush
    7 root       9   0     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.01 kupdated
    8 root      -1 -20     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.00 mdrecoveryd
   11 root       9   0     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.00 pagebufd
   12 root       9   0     0    0    0 S  0.0  0.0   0:00.01 pagebuf/0
 8156 root       9   0   316  316  268 S  0.0  0.3   0:00.00 minilogd
 6533 root       9   0   428  428  392 S  0.0  0.5   0:00.00 init
19426 root      13   0  1156 1156  928 S  0.0  1.2   0:00.12 sh
24131 root      14   0   852  852  688 R  0.0  0.9   0:00.03 top

  Mai tre' sa spun ca in aceleashi conditzii in care un Mandrake 8.2
  nu intra in swap, asta intra precum statul roman in buzunarele
  noastre?

  Shi nici kernelu' nu se lasa compilat din sursele din RPM. Vedetzi
  ca incepe cu un RAM-drive de 32 de mega (fatza de 4 mega standard).

  Chiar shi in WindowMaker merge prost. Da' ce zic eu? Pana incarca
  devfs-u', alsa shi cauta dependintzele la module ma ia dracu (pentru
  fiecare dintre elementele enumerate in parte). Pana shi "mc"
  porneshte greu.
  
  Concluzie: io trec pe Slack. Flower, get ready :) La procesoru' meu
  inca nu'mi permit sa consum 200% pentru a tzine in suspensie un
  Linux (adica daca vreau sa fac ceva, imi trebuie 300% din cei 300MHz
  ai mei).

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 Advantis                          mailto:[email protected]
                                   http://advantis.virtualave.net

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