Advantage to growing old.

Advantage to growing old.

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his 
subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive 
their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he 
harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This 
time he received a response of eighty percent. Still unsatisfied, he 
lectured for fifteen minutes and repeated his question. With all 
thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in 
the rear. "Ms. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." Ms. Jones said.

The preacher found that very unusual, and asked "How old are you?" 
"Ninety-three" she said.

"Ms. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a 
person can live to ninety-three and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady teetered down the aisle, very slowly 
turned around & said: "It's easy. I just outlived the sons o' bitches."



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