Re: Microsoft patented keyboard-navigation?

Jon Hanna <[email protected]> Tue, 7 Sep 2004 12:33:13 +0100
Newsgroups gmane.org.w3c.accessibility.tools,gmane.org.w3c.accessibility.guidelines
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> I see a job opportunity, for working at the US patent Office. (Along th=
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> lines of "When I am an evil mastermind I will employ a 5-year-old to =20
> review my plans  for world domination and point out the flaws that any =
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> 5-year-old could see").

I'm reminded of the patent lawyer who was trying to explain what he did f=
or a
living to his daughter and ended up with her having the patent on using a
playground swing with a side-to-side rather than back-and-forth motion.

No, I'm not making this up, really.

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Jon Hanna
<http://www.hackcraft.net/>
"One of the few good things about modern times:
If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You wi=
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have entertained us." - Kurt Vonnegut.