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"Kenny Storgaard" <[email protected]>
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Dear Friends!


Please READ THIS!!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!

THIS IS REAL...

 You can earn $200,000 or more in the next 90 days sending e-mail.
>Seem impossible? Is there a catch?  NO, there is no catch; just
>send your e-mails and be on your way to financial freedom.
>
>Basically, I send out as many of these e-mails as I can, then
>people send me cash in the mail for information that I just e-mail
>back to them. Everyday, I make a three minute walk to my mail box
>knowing that there are at least a few hundred dollars waiting for
>me.  And the best part, IT IS COMPLETELY LEGAL.
>
>Just read the next few paragraphs and see what you think. If you
>like what you read, great! If you don't, read it again because you
>must have missed something.
>
>"Making over half a million dollars within 4 to 5 months
>from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars
>expense one time"
>
>THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET
>
>BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
>
>AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
>
>Before you say "bull", please read the following. This is
>the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately.
>Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a
>national weekly news program recently devoted an entire
>show to the investigation of this program described below,
>to see if it really can make people money.
>
>The show also investigated whether or not the program was
>legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there
>are "absolutely NO laws prohibiting the participation in
>the program and if people can follow the simple
>instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with
>only $25 out of pocket cost".
>
>DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
>THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED,
>IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
>
>This is what one had to say:
>
>"Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached
>many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so
>glad I finally joined just to see what one could expect
>in return for the minimal effort and money required. To
>my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks,
>with money still coming in".
>Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
>
>Here is another testimonial:
>"This program has been around for a long time but I never
>believed in it. But one day when I received this again in
>the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the
>simple instructions and 3 weeks later the money started
>to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next
>2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.
>So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program,
>I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again.
>The key to success in this program is to follow the simple
>steps and NOT change anything."
>
>More testimonials later but first,
>
>PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE
>
>If you would like to make $500,000 or more within 4 to 5 months
>easily and comfortably, please read the following...CAREFULLY
>THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
>
>FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
>DREAMS WILL COME TRUE,
>GUARANTEED!
>
>INSTRUCTIONS:
>
>Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.
>
>For each report send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE
>REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the
>person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
>
>MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
>TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
>
>When you place your order, make sure you order each of the
>5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save
>them on your computer and resell them.
>YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.
>
>Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5
>reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your
>computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the
>1,000's of people who will order them from you.  Also make a
>floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk.
>
>***IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are
>listed next to each report or their sequence on the list in
>any way other than what is instructed below in step 1 through
>6  or you will lose out on the majority of your profits. Once
>you understand the way this works you will also see how it does
>not work if you change it.
>
>Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it
>will NOT work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives
>names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it
>does not work this way.  Believe us, we all have tried to be
>greedy and then nothing happened.   So Do Not try to change
>anything other than what is instructed.  Because if you do, it
>will NOT work for you.  Remember, honesty reaps the rewards!!!
>
>THERE ARE THE 6 STEPS YOU NEED TO DO
>
>1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement
>and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT #5.
>This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting
>their fortune.
>
>2. Move the name & address in REPORT #4 down TO REPORT #5.
>
>3. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT #4.
>
>4. Move the name & address in REPORT #2 down TO REPORT #3.
>
>5. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT #2
>
>6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
>
>PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
>
>Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and
>save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
>Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data.
>
>To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the
>5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable
>marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails
>legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and
>much more.
>
>Now read the following carefully to see
>HOW THIS PROGRAM CAN MAKE YOU MONEY!!!
>
>There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
>
>METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
>
>Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
>goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out only
>5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailings receive
>only a 0.2% response (the response could be much better but let's
>just say it is only 0.2%.  Also many people will send out hundreds
>of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
>
>Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
>With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for Report #1.
>Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for
>a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% 
responded
>with orders. That's = 100 people responded and ordered Report 
#2.
>Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
>e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report #3.
>Those 1000 people send out 5000 e-mails each for a total of 5
>million e-mails sent out.
>
>The 0.20% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4.
>Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
>50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
>100,000 orders for Report #5.
>
>THATS 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half 
million).
>
>Your total income in this example is:
>1 $50 +
>2 $500 +
>3 $5,000 +
>4 $50,000 +
>5 $500,000  Grand Total = $555,550.00
>
>NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT
>THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
>CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
>
>REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE 
ORDERING
>OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
>
>Dare to think for a-moment what would happen if everyone, or half
>or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or
>more? There are over 150 million people on the internet worldwide
>and counting.
>
>Believe me, many people will do just that and more!
>
>METHOD #2 BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
>
>Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are
>hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads
>on the Internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly
>suggest you start with Method #1 and add Method #2 as you go 
along.
>
>For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report
>they ordered.  That's it.  Always provide same day service on all
>orders. This will, guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with 
your
>name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not 
advertise
>until they receive the report.
>
>AVAILABLE REPORTS
>
>ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
>
>Notes: Always send $5 cash for each Report. Checks NOT 
accepted.
>Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in AT LEAST 2 
sheets
>of paper. On one of those sheets of paper write the NUMBER & the 
NAME
>of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your 
name
>and postal address. Make sure you affix proper 'International' 
Postage
>if ordering a report from outside your country.
>
>PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW
>______________________________________________________
_____________________
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>REPORT #1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the 
Net"
>Order Report #1 from:
>
KENNY STORGAARD
NONNEBAKKEN 6
3300 FREDERIKSVAERK
DENMARK.

_______________________________________________________
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REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net."
>Order Report # 2 from:
>
>Darby MacMullen
34 Stanely Rd
Upper Black Eddy, PA 18972
USA
>______________________________________________________
_____________________
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>REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the Net"
>Order Report # 3 from :
>
>>_S. Kittipun
>P.O. Box 1176
>Ramkhamhaeng Post Office
>BKK 10241
>Thailand

>______________________________________________________
_____________________
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>REPORT # 4: "How to become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM and the 
Net."
>Order Report # 4 from:
>
>>Witold Stawarz
>1455 Tallevast Road
>Suite L8369
>Sarasota, FL  34243
>USA
>______________________________________________________
_____________________
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>REPORT # 5: "How to Send Out One Million e-mails for FREE"
>Order Report # 5 from:
>
 T.S.
>Kolonia Browar 55
>34-300 Zywiec
>Poland
>______________________________________________________
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>
>YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES
>
>Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
>If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 
weeks,
>continue sending e-mails until you do.
>
>After you have received 10 orders: 2 to 3 weeks after that you 
should
>receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If you did not, 
continue
>advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
>
>Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU 
CAN
>RELAX, because the system is already working for you and the 
cash
>will continue to roll in THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every 
time
>your name is moved down on the list you are placed in front of a
>different report.  You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by 
watching
>which report people are ordering from you.  IF YOU WANT TO 
GENERATE
>MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START 
THE
>WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can
>generate from this business.
>
>FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS 
PROGRAM:
>
>"You have just received information that can give you financial 
freedom
>for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF 
EFFORT
>You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than 
you
>have ever imagined.
>
>Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in 
any way.
>It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy 
of
>this exciting report after you have put your name and address in
>Report #1 and moved the others to #2 - #5 as instructed above.
>One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more
>e-mails and your name will be on everyone of them.
>Remember though, the more you send out - the more potential
>customers you will reach.
>
>So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials 
and
>opportunity to become financially independent. IT'S UP TO YOU 
NOW!
>
>MORE TESTIMONIALS
>
>My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
>accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
>money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about
>receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my
>knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I "knew"
>it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence
>and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless
>fun of her, and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her
>when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me within
>3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days
>she had received a total of $147,200.00 all cash! I was shocked.
>Nowadays I have joined Jody in her "hobby"
>Mitchell Wolf M.D. Chicago, Illinois
>
>Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up
>my mind to participate in this plan.  But conservative that I am,
>I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just
>no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money
>back. I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box
>crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.
>The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where
>people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster
>return and so big.
>Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
>
>"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I 
wondered
>if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to
>contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
>again by someone else. 11 months passed then it luckily came
>again. I did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on
>my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks".
>Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y
>
>"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
>little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
>within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
>$20, 560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was
>$362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thank to the Internet".
>Fred Dellaca1 Westport, New Zealand
>
>Your local bank or post office can help you exchange local currency
>into US retain the system in US Dollars so we are all on the same
>playing field.
>
>THERE IS NO WAY THIS PROGRAM CANNOT WORK IF EVERYONE 
TAKES PART.
>
>IF YOU DON'T TRY - YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!
>
>ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR 
ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
>
>GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
>
>If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact 
the
>Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
>Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
>
>______________________________________________________
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>
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