PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET! 5451ot-6

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Hi,

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

This is the media report.
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>PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!
>
>Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does.
>
>You most likely have just seen this story recently featured on a major
>nightly news program (USA). And reported elsewhere in the world. His
>mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came across a 
large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some clothes 
and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old son's closet.
>
>Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened 
the bag and found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties, 
fifties and hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labeled piles.
>
>"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old
>woman, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag - that's more than 
my husband earns in a year".
>
>The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where 
he worked to tell him what she had discovered. He came home right away 
and they drove together to the boy's school and picked him up. Little 
did they suspect that where the money came from was more shocking than 
actually finding it in the closet.
>
>As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via e-mail, a type of
>"Report" to e-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet. 
Everyday after school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on 
his computer in his bedroom.
>
>"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my 
name on it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", 
says the clever 15-year-old.
>
>The e-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to 
send
>one $5 dollar bill to each person on the list, then delete the address 
at the top and move the others addresses Down, and finally to add your 
name to the top of the list.
>
>The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand
>dollars in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter
>with your name at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk e-mail 
all the time, and really did not think it was going to work", the boy 
>continues.

>Within the first few days of sending out the e-mail, the Post Office 
Box that his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine 
subscriptions began to fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 
bills.
>
>"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my 
box had 1 magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a 
yellow slip that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter.
>
>I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went 
up to the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had 
to ride back home and empty out my backpack because I could not carry it 
all".
>
>Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the e-mail. 
"The money just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it 
in the closet, barely had time for my homework".He had also been riding 
his bike to several of the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 
bills for twenties, fifties and hundreds.
>
>"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to 
different banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would 
usually tell the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to 
exchange the money and he was outside waiting for me. One time the lady 
gave me a really strange look and told me that she would not be able to 
do it for me and my dad would have to come in and do it, but I just rode 
to the next bank down the street (laughs)."
>
>Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid. The 
reporting news team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-letter" 
the boy was sending out and found that it was not a chain letter at all. 
In fact,it was completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery 
Laws, Title 18,Section 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US 
code, also in the code of federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 
and 436, which state a product or service must be exchanged for money 
received.
>
>Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that 
read,"Please send me report number XYX". This simple note made the 
letter legal because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a 
five-dollar fee.




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=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE 
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===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer 
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YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

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IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to 
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1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and 
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2. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

3. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

4. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

5. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is 
critical to YOUR success.

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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified
list of names, and save it on your computer.
DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

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METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
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There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and 
counting, with thousands more coming online every day. Believe me, many people 
will do just that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds 
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Always provide same day service on all orders.

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receive the report.

===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow 
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is money in the envelope and steal it before it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each report. Checks NOT 
accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 
sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, write the NUMBER & 
the NAME of the report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your 
name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net"
Order Report #1 from:

Shawn Bek
P.O Box 56275
Hayward CA
94545

_____________________________________________________
REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net"
Order Report #2 from:

Clare Shomer
6230 Wilshire Blvd #1188
Los Angeles
CA 90048-5104
_____________________________________________________

REPORT # 3: "The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk
Email On The Net"
Order Report # 3 from:
 
Tom Pettinato
109 Upton Street
Staten Island
New York 10304

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 4: "Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net"
Order Report # 4 from:

Michael Drake
91-1033 Hokuwekiu ST
Kapolei
Hawaii
96707


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 REPORT # 5: "How To Become A Millionaire Using
MLM & The Net"
Order Report # 5 from:

Kelly Geary
P.O Box 163
Rockwood 
PA 15557

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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you 
should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you do not, continue 
advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

** Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN 
RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will 
continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your 
name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a different 
report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are 
ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER 
BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to 
the income you can generate from this business !!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom 
for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF 
EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you 
have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not 
change it in any way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put 
your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as 
instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 
or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.

Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you 
will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, 
materials and opportunity to become financially independent.

IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

=============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
received this program I grumbled to Jody about
receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the whole
thing, spouting my knowledge of the population
and percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't work.
Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and
few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old
'I told you so' on her when the thing didn't work.

Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had
received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she
had received total $ 147,200.00 ......... all cash!
I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her 'hobby'."

Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several
weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan.
But conservative as I am, I decided that the initial
investment was so little that there was just no way
that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get
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I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.

The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
matter where people live. There simply isn't a
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Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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"I had received this program before. I deleted it,
but later I wondered if I should have given it a try.
Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
again by someone else......... 11 months passed then
it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one!
I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the
money came within 22 weeks."

Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
easy money with little cost to you. I followed the
simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the
money started to come in. My first month I made $20,
in the 2nd month I made $560.00 and by the end of the
third month my total cash count was $362,840.00.
Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet."

Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL 
FREEDOM !

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