He spent a minute on that and then performed his song parody.

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Howard  asked Galadrial if she's freaking out about this Sybian ride
thing. Stu said he's not doing that at all. He felt like he wasn't a
provider when that happened. Robin said that's what she thought about
him after seeing him in one movie. Howard took a call from a guy who
said that he knows why they have this petcock in there.

Howard then wrapped up and went to break.

He asked Jack about Paris Hilton getting so much notoriety. He talked to
Bill about that stuff and how great he did with the bit.
The guys were all goofing on Ronnie about that stuff until Howard took a
call from a guy who gave Howard a big ''Wah!

He said he's really embarrassed by the whole thing.

Howard and the guys kept bringing up the ''petcock'' and emphasized the
''cock'' part. ''  Howard played the next one which was ''What ethnic
race is Howard Stern?

He said he hopes she knows some day. Howard said that Galadrial was
going to take her clothes off and ride the Sybian.

She said that then she saw that Amy and Joey were being traipsed all
over the place.
Howard played the next question ''Poultry comes from what kind of
animal? There were other people in the room with them at the time. Artie
told Howard it's not about him so he shouldn't worry about it. A caller
suggested that Howard sit in the front with the driver when it's cold
out. He then asked Bill if he's got any kids. Howard said Bill is in a
wheelchair but he was wearing a jogging suit.

He said that they had a nice surprise dinner party for them.

Howard  asked Galadrial if she's freaking out about this Sybian ride
thing.

Howard said he looked up ''petcock'' on the web during the break and
read the definition of it before moving on to Mary Jo Buttafuoco. Artie
thought it was Sal. Artie said he can't believe that this guy is in
business selling cars to people like that.
The contest is sponsored by HotMovies.

He said they want to give him a whole new car now but he doesn't want
their cars.
Robin said that the guy driving the limo is comfortable because he's got
both heat and air.
He could barely get the joke out because he was laughing so hard. He
still sends his daughter gifts.