RE: I Am Homophobic

Is there a seminar I can attend?  "Embracing Your Inner Kendallphile"
perhaps?
:-)
-Jack

> -----Original Message-----
> From: bparsia [mailto:bparsia-vEoVa6Jh+/J4piUD7e9S/[email protected]]
> Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 1:13 PM
> To: bonobos
> Cc: bparsia
> Subject: RE: [Bonobos] I Am Homophobic
> 
> 
> On Wed, 12 Dec 2001 [email protected] wrote:
> 
> > > 
> > > Is someone gonna answer this, uh, person?
> > > 
> > 
> > My Kendallphobia prevents me from doing so.
> > -Jack
> 
> Jack,
> 
> Such *extreme* Kendallphobia has been scientifically linked 
> with extremely
> potent, albeit deeply repressed, Kendallsexuality. I'll 
> happily help you
> work through your painful reconciliation process until one day you can
> openly and freely embrace your Kendalllust.
>