Re: It's Not A Decent Harry Potter Movie

Youch!

Bij, it is in need of more of your regular punchy style and wit. Here
are some other things to make fun of:

     - The melodramatic ending.

     - The casting call for every British actor in creation.

     - That red-headed kid.

     - "Wizard chess"

     - The incredibly ponderous length of the thing.

     - The complex but touching homoerotic symbolism when Harry picks
       out his wand.

     - The faces the kids made instead of acting (although I actually
       thought they were pretty good kid actors.)

     - The lack of narrative.

     - The living hell of a Director's Cut, if one ever comes out.

And on and on.

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paul ford // http://ftrain.com