Ashcroft versus the naked statue

John Ashcroft is *perfectly crazy*:

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/HallsOfJustice/hallsofjustice.html

Draping History
Halls of Justice: A Weekly Look
Inside the Justice Department

By Beverley Lumpkin
[ABCNEWS.com]

W A S H I N G T O N, Jan. 25 — About three weeks ago, I received a
tip. The attorney general was fed up with having his picture taken
during events in the Great Hall in front of semi-nude statues.

He had ordered massive draperies to conceal the offending figures. But
initially not only could the story not be confirmed — it was
strongly denied.

As some of you may know the Justice Department building was
constructed during the 1930s as a WPA project, completed in 1934. The
artwork and fittings were strongly influenced by the Art Deco
movement. Much of the ornamentation in the building is made of
aluminum, apparently a big Art Deco feature.

The Great Hall is basically what it sounds like — a large, even
grand, two-story room used for department events and ceremonies. The
formal entrance up a winding stairway is adorned with murals depicting
great figures in the history of law, including Moses, Hammurabi, and
John Marshall.

At the opposite end of the hall, on either side of the stage, are two
enormous and stylized but largely naked aluminum statues. On the left,
the female figure represents the Spirit of Justice; the male on the
right is the Majesty of Justice. The male is clad in only a cloth
draped over his essential parts; the female wears a sort of toga-style
garment, but one breast is entirely exposed. She's been fondly
referred to for years by at least some as "Minnie Lou."

And she's the one the photographers seek out. The most famous pictures
of all were shot when former U.S. Attorney General Edwin Meese proudly
released the final report of his commission on pornography. No one in
the Great Hall that day could ever forget the spectacle of the still
photographers writhing on the floor, flat on their backs, in order to
grab the shot of Meese holding up the porn report with Minnie Lou's
breast over his shoulder.

So there were some who wondered how Attorney General John Ashcroft,
known as a strongly religious and conservative man, would get along
with the figures once he became attorney general.

For a long time he didn't seem to mind. But last November he and
Deputy Attorney General Larry Thompson staged a major event in the
Great Hall, to announce their plans for restructuring the Justice
Department to address the new challenge of fighting terrorism. Many
papers the next day used a photo of the attorney general with — you
guessed it — Minnie Lou and that breast right over his shoulder.

According to my original tipster, that was the final straw for
Ashcroft, and he ordered that the statues henceforth be draped.

Public affairs people however denied any such thing. They stoutly
maintained that the attorney general had never complained and that no
draperies had been ordered. They pointed out that periodically,
through different administrations, draperies were sometimes rented for
particular events.

They noted that former spokeswoman Mindy Tucker always hated the
statues; Mindy told me Thursday it was her view that half the women in
the department were offended by them and the other half considered
them art.

Well, I guess this is a lot of background to get to the point: the
draperies have in fact been ordered. Minnie Lou and her mate now can
only be imagined. The draperies installed last week at a cost of just
over $8,000.

And it turns out that they were indeed ordered by someone in the
attorney general's office, who delivered the request to the Justice
Management Division and asserted it was the attorney general's
desire. I'm told she was the only person in the attorney general's
office who knew about it. She's his advance person, and she said it
was done for "aesthetic purposes" — she just thought it would look
better when staging events in the Great Hall.

So now it appears that rather than making an occasional appearance,
the draperies are here to stay — unless and until someone has the
temerity to request an event without them.