Best "found in the bathroom" soap story.

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Dear Touring People:

Once, while on a day ride with my usual riding group, the older guys 
with us got all nostalgic because these particular bathrooms had genuine 
Boraxo powdered soap in the soap dispensers. Good thing too -- someone 
always seems to be getting a flat there. In part because often when 
we're there we're stopping for a picnic lunch, so the slow leaks have 
time go go down all the way. Lots of hands get a little bit greasy. 
We're communal tire changers :)

What's your best "I found this in the bathroom while riding" soap story?

Robert Leone