[dylug] One Liners

...  more quips and quotes.... (Some of these are kinda male
chauvinistic and a wee lil cynical :( -- no offence meant ;)

- Debajit

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*Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!

*The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove
it.

*A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't
have had if you'd stayed single.

*The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.

*If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counselling.

*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

*If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

*My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight
out of the bottle.

*Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

*Getting caught is the mother of invention.

*Advertisement: Guitar, for sale, cheap, no strings attached

*"Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself !"

*My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.

*Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

*Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."


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