[dylug] oxymorons

Amit Gud <[email protected]>
Newsgroups gmane.user-groups.linux.dylug
Message-ID <005001c4a951$133e6d80$ba8209ca@home>
Hey read it till the end...u ll appreciate it..:-)

An oxymoron is a combination of two words that are ompletely opposite in
meaning. You've probably heard many of these before.

                45. Act naturally
                44. Found missing
                43. Resident alien
                42. Advanced BASIC
                41. Genuine imitation
                40. Airline Food
                39. Good grief
                38. Same difference
                37. Almost exactly
                36. Government organization
                35. Sanitary landfill
                34. Alone together
                33. Legally drunk
                32. Silent scream
                31. Living dead
                30. Small crowd
                29. Business ethic
................................this one is too good
                28. Soft rock
                27. Butt head
                26. Military intelligence
                25. Software documentation
                24. New classic
                23. Sweet sorrow
                22. Child Proof
                21. "Now, then ..."
                20. Synthetic natural gas
                19. Passive aggression
                18. Taped live
                17. Clearly misunderstood
                16. Peace force
                15. Extinct life
                14. Temporary tax increase
                13. Computer jock
                12. Plastic glasses
                11. Terribly pleased
                10. Computer security
                9. Political science
                8. Tight slacks
                7. Definite maybe
                6. Pretty ugly
                5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
                4. Diet ice cream
                3. Working vacation
                2. Exact estimate


                      ...And         the        number
       1
oxymoron
                is..
                      1. Microsoft Works

hehehe...

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AG



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