Re: [dylug] gre student vs normal person

Hi,

That one is too good... must preserve it.

Bye,
Abhijit

 --- Amit Gud <[email protected]> wrote: 
> 
> ..a good one.
> 
> AG
> --
> 
> GRE Student vs Normal Person
> 
> 
> A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
> should not throw stones.
> GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in
> vitreous edifices would
> be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous
> projectiles.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid
> minim.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
> GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
> resplendence are not truly
> auriferous.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
> GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must
> be interdicted.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
> GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
> rendering any testimony.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
> GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
> GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
> accumulates no congeries of
> small, green, biophytic plant.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
> GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of
> identical plumage tend to
> congregate.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
> GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
> profundity.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
> GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
> contiguous to
> rectitude.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt
> milk
> GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose
> of precipitately departed
> lactile fluid.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog
> new tricks
> GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
> indoctrinate a superannuated
> canine with innovative maneuvers.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
> GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
> GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate
> cachinnation possesses
> thereby the optimal cachinnation.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a
> dull boy.
> GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous
> chores without interludes
> of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous
> fellow.
> 
>
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> NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
> GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having
> their provenance in
> ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
> conflagration.
> 
> 
> 
> 
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