[dylug] F.R.I.E.N.D.S -- i'll be there for you !

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Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I
mean, sex can be just
about two people right there in the moment, y'know,
it's, if he wants to see
me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So
after a looooot of 
talking. . . I convinced him.

Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to
sleep with him, he got
you to say he never has to call you again, and he got
you thinking this was
a great idea.

Phoebe: Um-hum.

Joey: This man is my God.


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"Friends"
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Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph
but uh, I can sleep
with his wife.

Joey: Karen.

Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an
affair with her. Oh, you 
know what? I just did.

Joey: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.

Chandler: Oh well it's not me, it's my character,
Chandy. Yeah, the rogue 
processor who seduces his co-workers' wives for sport
and then laughs about
it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have
her panties right there
in my drawer.

Joey: Really?

Chandler: No freakshow, she's fictional.


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Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a
date. It's just two people 
going out to dinner and- not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.


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Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there,
is nothing sexier than a 
man who does not want to have sex.


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Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to
tell you this. I'm 
straight.

Phoebe: Huuh.

Duncan: Yeah, I know, I.

Phoebe: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be
straight? I mean, 
you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such
great Academy Award 
parties.

Duncan: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but
you just reach a point 
where you can't live a lie anymore.

Phoebe: So how long have you known?

Duncan: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was
straight. I though I 
was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an
ice dancer, all my 
friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.

Phoebe: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?

Duncan: Her name's Debra.

Phoebe: Oh. Well is she, is she the first that you've
been with?

Duncan: Well, I've never told you this but, there were
one or two times, 
back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a
straight bar and wake up 
with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it
was the liquor and 
e-everyone experiments in college. 

Phoebe: Sure.

Duncan: But now I know I don't have a choice about
this, I was born 
this way.

Phoebe: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know,
you're married to 
someone for six years and you think you know him and
then one day says, 
'Oh, I'm not gay.'


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Rachel: Oh my God, 

Phoebe: I know.

Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?

Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't
think it's fair to the 
other cookies.


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Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to
Rachel, 
[hands him a lasagna] but I still have five of these,
so heat it at 375 
until the cheese bubbles.

Paolo: Grazie.


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Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I
don't wanna be the guy
that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split
up, it was because of
that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think
y'know 'You're the
reason, you are the reason why their not together.'
and I hated that guy. And
it didn't matter how nice he was, or how happy he made
my Dad.


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Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.

Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?


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Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or
later, they all...stop 
lastin'.


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Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what
are they feeding you?
Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly,
really bad smelly cat, 
it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not
getting that everyone
um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think
that maybe if we could
talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really
care about the cat.

Producer: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's
just that it's costing 
about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.

Phoebe: Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it,
let's go.


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Ross: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No
Tony, look at the
cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he
would have eaten the 
Flintstones.


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Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
...
Rachel: What happened?

Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and
he can be really sweet,
and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's
just... I hate that guy!


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Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?

Phoebe: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I
don't believe in it,
you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the
feeling that I'm not so
much being pulled down as I am being pushed.


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"Friends"
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Erica [Joey's looney fan]: Drake, what're you getting
at?

Joey: I'm not Drake.

Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore,
Drake's evil twin.

Erica: Is this true?

Racehl: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because,
because he pretended
to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his
face]

Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me,
and he didn't. [throws
water in his face]

Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you
bastard. [throws water in
his face]


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Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in
the show].

Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we
make out.

Rachel: Well how can that be, you were just kissing
Sabrina?

Monica: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a
neuro-surgeon.


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Ross: I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I
mean, wh, wh, two months 
ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now,
what, I'm takin messages
from guys she, she meets at the movies?
I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my
messages, ya know, or, or,
Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get
some kind of 
me, message service.


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Joey: Well, what about the fact that you insulted the
bracelet and you
made fun of me?

Chandler: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank.
But I was hoping we
wouldn't focus on that.


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Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a
veteranarian, but then I found
out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.


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ROSS: See what? I don't know what she [=Rachel] sees
in... innn that goober.
And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know,
uhh... uhhh, hello...
a... week, to get out a sentence.


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Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called
"Be Your Own
Windkeeper". It's about how women need to become more
empowered.

Phoebe: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and
the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes
out wind? Men,
they just take it.

Rachel: Men just take out wind?

Phoebe: Ya-huh, all the time, cause they are the
lightning bearers.

Rachel: Wow.

Phoebe: Yeah.

Rachel: Well that sounds kinda cool, kinda like The
Hobbit.


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Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries
Bert in the sand and
can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and
he does find him
again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some
pretty rough goin' for a
while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just
the alphabet but we
know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the
tape again]

Ernie [in the videotape]: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what
happened to my friend
Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old
friend Bert is lost.

Phoebe: [to Ben] Oh, I'm so glad you're here.


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Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not
familiar with our young
persons vernacular. See, when we say dad, we mean
buddy. We mean pal.

Richard: Uh-huh, yeah.

Chandler: No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my
dad. I've even got
some dads down at work.

RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are
gonna go have a romantic
evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.




		
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