[dylug] Work As I Know

The way u feel in the office by higher authorities......

(
When you join the project) -

"Please don't hesitate to come to me any time for any technical or domain help"

(
When you go to him for help) -

"Do a 'man' on this, search in the books, try to find it out yourself
............."

(
When you 'try to find it out yourself') -

"You can't waste time like this. You should've come to me for help. We
have to deliver ...............Come to my place"

(
When you go to him for help, again) -

"Don't make any changes in the code now. Come up with a document for
impact analysis by lunch"
(\
when you go to him Just before lunch) -\
\
 "So, what have you done since morning? This document? Shall we\
deliver this? How many lines of coding did you do?............. See,\
this is not the way we should work"\
\
(\
when you go to him 1 hr after lunch, with a small amount of coding\
-that\'s all what\'s necessary) -\
\
 "Only this much coding since morning !!!"(Probably, you could\'ve\
added the lyrics of a Hindi song in your code to make it look\
healthy). "Change here, ......... change there, ............. Add\
here,................ Modify there ................. Do it NOW"\
\
(\
When you go to him with the changes suggested by him) -\
\
"Who asked you to do these? Everything\'s wrong here. See, this is not\
the way we should work..............."\
\
(\
Every 10 mins) -\
\
 "So? What\'s the status?????\
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(
when you go to him Just before lunch) -

"So, what have you done since morning? This document? Shall we
deliver this? How many lines of coding did you do?............. See,
this is not the way we should work"

(
when you go to him 1 hr after lunch, with a small amount of coding
-that's all what's necessary) -

"Only this much coding since morning !!!"(Probably, you could've
added the lyrics of a Hindi song in your code to make it look
healthy). "Change here, ......... change there, ............. Add
here,................ Modify there ................. Do it NOW"

(
When you go to him with the changes suggested by him) -

"Who asked you to do these? Everything's wrong here. See, this is not
the way we should work..............."

(
Every 10 mins) -

"So? What's the status?????




 

 

 From Varun 

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