[dylug] Interview Rejects

>INTERVIEW REJECTS
>
>So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared
for this 
question....
>
>Story I
>E: Do u have a boyfriend?
>C: I have.
>E: Is he working Locally?
>C: No. He is working Overseas.
>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
>C: Why?
>E: U will not be able to settle down here
permanently. And my Company 
don't 
>want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just
because of u.
>
>
>Story II
>E: Any girl friends?
>C: No.
>E: So far chased any before?
>C: Have, but not successful.
>E: Ever think of getting a job first then start
looking for a 
girlfriend?
>C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to
consider This 
>personal issue.
>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
>C: Why?
>E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
>
>
>Story III
>E: Any girlfriends?
>C: Yes.
>E: Is she pretty?
>C: Not quite.
>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
>C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
>E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation
but because My 
company
>is dealing with arts, our company requested an
artist.
>
>
>Story IV
>E: Any girlfriends?
>C: Yes.
>E: Is she pretty?
>C: Yes.
>E: Is she your first lover?
>C: Yes.
>E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of
fighting spirit.
>
>
>Story V
>E: Any girlfriends?
>C: Yes.
>E: Is she your first lover?
>C: No. Have a few already.
>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you
are a "grasshoper"!
>(Job hoper lah!)
>
>
>Story VI
>E: Any boyfriends?
>C: Yes.
>E: Is he rich?
>C: No.
>E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because
our Company is 
dealing 
>with money and you will seduce.
>
>
>Story VII
>E: Any boyfriends?
>C: Yes.
>E: Is he rich ?
>C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
>E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend
don't Even want 
to 
>employ you, neither do we!
>C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
>E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
>C: Secretary!
>E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your
prettiness Will 
affect 
>our managers' working spirits.
>C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
>E: It is even worse because my managers will not be
interested In 
you!!
>
>
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