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varun malik <[email protected]> Sat, 23 Apr 2005 13:07:59 +0100 (BST)
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Guys You Have To Read This. Cheers Varun. Must read the whole story     MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI :- appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum... saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai... template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass.........hota hai.... copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!! fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko? are kaiko ? arre kaiko re? fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila..... ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!! saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ... computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!! appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya... boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!! din bhar appun computer ke aagge... koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi... teen din naa PL se ragda, na GL se pangaa bass choop chaap... appun kaa bhidu log saala dar gaya... bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!! phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey bola... ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai baap...!!! pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane tereko form seekhataa hai... saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa... abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ... aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!! samzaa ...? samzaa...? samzaaa naa...? (fir ...? fir kya huwa..?) fir ek din appun ne form poora kar diya... form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!! lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!! par "fmx, pll's and olb's" me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!! appun ke saamne tester ne mere form me bahut galtiyaa nikali... aapun ke form ki poori waat laga dali.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par appun kuch nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...? saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs... par appun ek aansu nahi roya... kaiko royega...? kaiko..? saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!! agale din se phir wohi life chalu... wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments... saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya... log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka hai par kya karega...!!! training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai... haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai... training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai... haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai... (phir ...? phir kya huwa..?) fir ...? fir kya...? fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!! shaappak... saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ... computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!! ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yahoo! India Matrimony: Find your life partneronline.
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<html><body> <DIV>hi everybody</DIV> <DIV> hows life going on? hope everyone is fine in their world.</DIV> <DIV> very late to mail all of u, but everything has a starting.</DIV> <DIV> by the way i'm doing mib from ips academy. </DIV> <DIV> belated holi.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> mou </DIV> <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Gopal Biyani <[email protected]></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><BR><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.</DIV><BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR>To: [email protected]<BR>From: chandraprakash sarathe <[email protected]><BR>Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 02:06:13 -0800 (PST)<BR>Subject: [scsmca2004] Fwd: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! MAST<BR><BR><TT><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.<BR><BR><BR><BR> <BR>__________________________________ <BR>Do you Yahoo!? <BR>Yahoo! Small Business - Try our new resources site!<BR><A href="http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/</A> </TT><BR>Subject: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! 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FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /><U1:P></U1:P>MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI :-<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...<BR><BR>saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...<BR><BR>template me subclassing karke apanaa<BR>timepass.........hota hai....<BR><BR>copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun<BR><BR>khush...!!!<BR><BR><BR>fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko?<BR><BR>are kaiko ?<BR><BR>arre kaiko re?<BR><BR>fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila.....<BR><BR>ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1 :City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>din bhar appun computer ke aagge...<BR><BR>koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi...<BR><BR>teen din naa PL se ragda, na GL se pangaa<BR><BR>bass choop chaap...<BR><BR>appun kaa bhidu log saala dar <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey<BR><BR>bola...<BR><BR><BR>ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai baap...!!!<BR><BR>pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane<BR><BR>tereko form seekhataa hai...<BR><BR><BR>saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa ...<BR><BR>abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...<BR><BR>aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa<BR><BR>aakdaa hai...!!!<BR><BR>samzaa ...?<BR><BR>samzaa...?<BR><BR>samzaaa naa...?<BR><BR>(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ek din appun ne form poora kar diya...<BR><BR>form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej<BR><BR>diya...!!!<BR><BR><BR>lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>par "</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">fmx, pll's and olb's</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">" me issues dekhake sala appun darr<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>appun ke saamne tester ne mere form me bahut<B R><BR>galtiyaa nikali...<BR><BR><BR>aapun ke form ki poori waat laga dali....<BR><BR><BR>appun udharich khadaa thaa...<BR><BR>par appun kuch nahi bola...<BR><BR>kaiko bolega?<BR><BR>kaiko...?<BR><BR>saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne<BR><BR>bugs...<BR><BR><BR>par appun ek aansu nahi roya...<BR><BR>kaiko royega...?<BR><BR>kaiko..?<BR><BR>saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!<BR><BR>agale din se phir wohi life chalu...<BR><BR>wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages,<BR><BR>wohi template, wohi assignments...<BR><BR><BR>saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails<BR><BR>forward kiya...<BR><BR><BR>log samze mail server down hoyega...</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=#333333 size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR>bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka h ai par kya<BR><BR>karega...!!!<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ...?<BR><BR>fir kya...?<BR><BR>fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!!<BR><BR>shaappak...<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR>ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></P><U1:P></U1:P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; 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<html><body> <DIV>hi everybody</DIV> <DIV> hows life going on? hope everyone is fine in their world.</DIV> <DIV> very late to mail all of u, but everything has a starting.</DIV> <DIV> by the way i'm doing mib from ips academy. </DIV> <DIV> belated holi.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> mou </DIV> <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Gopal Biyani <[email protected]></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><BR><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.</DIV><BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR>To: [email protected]<BR>From: chandraprakash sarathe <[email protected]><BR>Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 02:06:13 -0800 (PST)<BR>Subject: [scsmca2004] Fwd: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! MAST<BR><BR><TT><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.<BR><BR><BR><BR> <BR>__________________________________ <BR>Do you Yahoo!? <BR>Yahoo! Small Business - Try our new resources site!<BR><A href="http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/</A> </TT><BR>Subject: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! 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FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /><U1:P></U1:P>MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI :-<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...<BR><BR>saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...<BR><BR>template me subclassing karke apanaa<BR>timepass.........hota hai....<BR><BR>copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun<BR><BR>khush...!!!<BR><BR><BR>fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko?<BR><BR>are kaiko ?<BR><BR>arre kaiko re?<BR><BR>fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila.....<BR><BR>ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1 :City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>din bhar appun computer ke aagge...<BR><BR>koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi...<BR><BR>teen din naa PL se ragda, na GL se pangaa<BR><BR>bass choop chaap...<BR><BR>appun kaa bhidu log saala dar <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey<BR><BR>bola...<BR><BR><BR>ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai baap...!!!<BR><BR>pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane<BR><BR>tereko form seekhataa hai...<BR><BR><BR>saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa ...<BR><BR>abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...<BR><BR>aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa<BR><BR>aakdaa hai...!!!<BR><BR>samzaa ...?<BR><BR>samzaa...?<BR><BR>samzaaa naa...?<BR><BR>(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ek din appun ne form poora kar diya...<BR><BR>form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej<BR><BR>diya...!!!<BR><BR><BR>lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>par "</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">fmx, pll's and olb's</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">" me issues dekhake sala appun darr<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>appun ke saamne tester ne mere form me bahut<B R><BR>galtiyaa nikali...<BR><BR><BR>aapun ke form ki poori waat laga dali....<BR><BR><BR>appun udharich khadaa thaa...<BR><BR>par appun kuch nahi bola...<BR><BR>kaiko bolega?<BR><BR>kaiko...?<BR><BR>saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne<BR><BR>bugs...<BR><BR><BR>par appun ek aansu nahi roya...<BR><BR>kaiko royega...?<BR><BR>kaiko..?<BR><BR>saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!<BR><BR>agale din se phir wohi life chalu...<BR><BR>wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages,<BR><BR>wohi template, wohi assignments...<BR><BR><BR>saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails<BR><BR>forward kiya...<BR><BR><BR>log samze mail server down hoyega...</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=#333333 size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR>bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka h ai par kya<BR><BR>karega...!!!<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ...?<BR><BR>fir kya...?<BR><BR>fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!!<BR><BR>shaappak...<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR>ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></P><U1:P></U1:P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; 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<html><body> <DIV>hi everybody</DIV> <DIV> hows life going on? hope everyone is fine in their world.</DIV> <DIV> very late to mail all of u, but everything has a starting.</DIV> <DIV> by the way i'm doing mib from ips academy. </DIV> <DIV> belated holi.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> mou </DIV> <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Gopal Biyani <[email protected]></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><BR><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.</DIV><BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR>To: [email protected]<BR>From: chandraprakash sarathe <[email protected]><BR>Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 02:06:13 -0800 (PST)<BR>Subject: [scsmca2004] Fwd: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! MAST<BR><BR><TT><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.<BR><BR><BR><BR> <BR>__________________________________ <BR>Do you Yahoo!? <BR>Yahoo! Small Business - Try our new resources site!<BR><A href="http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/</A> </TT><BR>Subject: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! 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FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /><U1:P></U1:P>MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI :-<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...<BR><BR>saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...<BR><BR>template me subclassing karke apanaa<BR>timepass.........hota hai....<BR><BR>copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun<BR><BR>khush...!!!<BR><BR><BR>fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko?<BR><BR>are kaiko ?<BR><BR>arre kaiko re?<BR><BR>fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila.....<BR><BR>ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1 :City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>din bhar appun computer ke aagge...<BR><BR>koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi...<BR><BR>teen din naa PL se ragda, na GL se pangaa<BR><BR>bass choop chaap...<BR><BR>appun kaa bhidu log saala dar <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey<BR><BR>bola...<BR><BR><BR>ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai baap...!!!<BR><BR>pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane<BR><BR>tereko form seekhataa hai...<BR><BR><BR>saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa ...<BR><BR>abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...<BR><BR>aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa<BR><BR>aakdaa hai...!!!<BR><BR>samzaa ...?<BR><BR>samzaa...?<BR><BR>samzaaa naa...?<BR><BR>(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ek din appun ne form poora kar diya...<BR><BR>form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej<BR><BR>diya...!!!<BR><BR><BR>lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>par "</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">fmx, pll's and olb's</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">" me issues dekhake sala appun darr<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>appun ke saamne tester ne mere form me bahut<B R><BR>galtiyaa nikali...<BR><BR><BR>aapun ke form ki poori waat laga dali....<BR><BR><BR>appun udharich khadaa thaa...<BR><BR>par appun kuch nahi bola...<BR><BR>kaiko bolega?<BR><BR>kaiko...?<BR><BR>saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne<BR><BR>bugs...<BR><BR><BR>par appun ek aansu nahi roya...<BR><BR>kaiko royega...?<BR><BR>kaiko..?<BR><BR>saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!<BR><BR>agale din se phir wohi life chalu...<BR><BR>wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages,<BR><BR>wohi template, wohi assignments...<BR><BR><BR>saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails<BR><BR>forward kiya...<BR><BR><BR>log samze mail server down hoyega...</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=#333333 size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR>bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka h ai par kya<BR><BR>karega...!!!<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ...?<BR><BR>fir kya...?<BR><BR>fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!!<BR><BR>shaappak...<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR>ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></P><U1:P></U1:P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; 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<html><body> <DIV>hi everybody</DIV> <DIV> hows life going on? hope everyone is fine in their world.</DIV> <DIV> very late to mail all of u, but everything has a starting.</DIV> <DIV> by the way i'm doing mib from ips academy. </DIV> <DIV> belated holi.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> mou </DIV> <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Gopal Biyani <[email protected]></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><BR><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.</DIV><BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! 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FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR>bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka h ai par kya<BR><BR>karega...!!!<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ...?<BR><BR>fir kya...?<BR><BR>fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!!<BR><BR>shaappak...<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR>ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></P><U1:P></U1:P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; 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<html><body> <DIV>hi everybody</DIV> <DIV> hows life going on? hope everyone is fine in their world.</DIV> <DIV> very late to mail all of u, but everything has a starting.</DIV> <DIV> by the way i'm doing mib from ips academy. </DIV> <DIV> belated holi.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> mou </DIV> <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Gopal Biyani <[email protected]></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><BR><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.</DIV><BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR>To: [email protected]<BR>From: chandraprakash sarathe <[email protected]><BR>Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 02:06:13 -0800 (PST)<BR>Subject: [scsmca2004] Fwd: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! MAST<BR><BR><TT><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.<BR><BR><BR><BR> <BR>__________________________________ <BR>Do you Yahoo!? <BR>Yahoo! Small Business - Try our new resources site!<BR><A href="http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/</A> </TT><BR>Subject: FW: Munnabhai software engineeri !!!!! 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FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR>bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka h ai par kya<BR><BR>karega...!!!<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ...?<BR><BR>fir kya...?<BR><BR>fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!!<BR><BR>shaappak...<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR>ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></P><U1:P></U1:P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; 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<html><body> <DIV>hi everybody</DIV> <DIV> hows life going on? hope everyone is fine in their world.</DIV> <DIV> very late to mail all of u, but everything has a starting.</DIV> <DIV> by the way i'm doing mib from ips academy. </DIV> <DIV> belated holi.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> mou </DIV> <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Gopal Biyani <[email protected]></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><BR><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.</DIV><BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! 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FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /><U1:P></U1:P>MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI :-<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...<BR><BR>saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...<BR><BR>template me subclassing karke apanaa<BR>timepass.........hota hai....<BR><BR>copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun<BR><BR>khush...!!!<BR><BR><BR>fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko?<BR><BR>are kaiko ?<BR><BR>arre kaiko re?<BR><BR>fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila.....<BR><BR>ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1 :City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>din bhar appun computer ke aagge...<BR><BR>koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi...<BR><BR>teen din naa PL se ragda, na GL se pangaa<BR><BR>bass choop chaap...<BR><BR>appun kaa bhidu log saala dar <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey<BR><BR>bola...<BR><BR><BR>ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai baap...!!!<BR><BR>pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane<BR><BR>tereko form seekhataa hai...<BR><BR><BR>saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa ...<BR><BR>abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...<BR><BR>aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa<BR><BR>aakdaa hai...!!!<BR><BR>samzaa ...?<BR><BR>samzaa...?<BR><BR>samzaaa naa...?<BR><BR>(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ek din appun ne form poora kar diya...<BR><BR>form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej<BR><BR>diya...!!!<BR><BR><BR>lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>par "</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">fmx, pll's and olb's</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">" me issues dekhake sala appun darr<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>appun ke saamne tester ne mere form me bahut<B R><BR>galtiyaa nikali...<BR><BR><BR>aapun ke form ki poori waat laga dali....<BR><BR><BR>appun udharich khadaa thaa...<BR><BR>par appun kuch nahi bola...<BR><BR>kaiko bolega?<BR><BR>kaiko...?<BR><BR>saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne<BR><BR>bugs...<BR><BR><BR>par appun ek aansu nahi roya...<BR><BR>kaiko royega...?<BR><BR>kaiko..?<BR><BR>saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!<BR><BR>agale din se phir wohi life chalu...<BR><BR>wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages,<BR><BR>wohi template, wohi assignments...<BR><BR><BR>saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails<BR><BR>forward kiya...<BR><BR><BR>log samze mail server down hoyega...</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=#333333 size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR>bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka h ai par kya<BR><BR>karega...!!!<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ...?<BR><BR>fir kya...?<BR><BR>fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!!<BR><BR>shaappak...<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR>ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></P><U1:P></U1:P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; 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<html><body> <DIV>hi everybody</DIV> <DIV> hows life going on? hope everyone is fine in their world.</DIV> <DIV> very late to mail all of u, but everything has a starting.</DIV> <DIV> by the way i'm doing mib from ips academy. </DIV> <DIV> belated holi.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> mou </DIV> <DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Gopal Biyani <[email protected]></I></B> wrote:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><BR><BR>Note: forwarded message attached.</DIV><BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! Small Business - <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=31637/*http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/">Try our new resources site!</A> <BR><BR> <P> <HR SIZE=1> Do you Yahoo!?<BR>Yahoo! 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FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /><U1:P></U1:P>MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI :-<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...<BR><BR>saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...<BR><BR>template me subclassing karke apanaa<BR>timepass.........hota hai....<BR><BR>copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun<BR><BR>khush...!!!<BR><BR><BR>fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko?<BR><BR>are kaiko ?<BR><BR>arre kaiko re?<BR><BR>fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila.....<BR><BR>ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1 :City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>din bhar appun computer ke aagge...<BR><BR>koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi...<BR><BR>teen din naa PL se ragda, na GL se pangaa<BR><BR>bass choop chaap...<BR><BR>appun kaa bhidu log saala dar <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...<BR><BR>bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey<BR><BR>bola...<BR><BR><BR>ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai baap...!!!<BR><BR>pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane<BR><BR>tereko form seekhataa hai...<BR><BR><BR>saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa ...<BR><BR>abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...<BR><BR>aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa<BR><BR>aakdaa hai...!!!<BR><BR>samzaa ...?<BR><BR>samzaa...?<BR><BR>samzaaa naa...?<BR><BR>(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ek din appun ne form poora kar diya...<BR><BR>form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej<BR><BR>diya...!!!<BR><BR><BR>lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>par "</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">fmx, pll's and olb's</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">" me issues dekhake sala appun darr<BR><BR><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>...!!!<BR><BR>appun ke saamne tester ne mere form me bahut<B R><BR>galtiyaa nikali...<BR><BR><BR>aapun ke form ki poori waat laga dali....<BR><BR><BR>appun udharich khadaa thaa...<BR><BR>par appun kuch nahi bola...<BR><BR>kaiko bolega?<BR><BR>kaiko...?<BR><BR>saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne<BR><BR>bugs...<BR><BR><BR>par appun ek aansu nahi roya...<BR><BR>kaiko royega...?<BR><BR>kaiko..?<BR><BR>saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!<BR><BR>agale din se phir wohi life chalu...<BR><BR>wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages,<BR><BR>wohi template, wohi assignments...<BR><BR><BR>saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails<BR><BR>forward kiya...<BR><BR><BR>log samze mail server down hoyega...</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=#333333 size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Courier New" color=#333333 size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR>bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka h ai par kya<BR><BR>karega...!!!<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...<BR><BR>haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...<BR><BR>(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)<BR><BR>fir ...?<BR><BR>fir kya...?<BR><BR>fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila...!!!<BR><BR>shaappak...<BR><BR>saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> ...<BR><BR>computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha<BR><BR>gayaa...!!!<BR><BR>ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</SPAN></FONT><o:p></o:p></B></P><U1:P></U1:P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; 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