TCS, Wipro& Infy Recruitment..

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from
Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. They
were old buddies from Engg College, and they were
together for a college reunion... 

For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and
passed a monkey. Being in the same business and from
the same college, there was a little bit 
of a peer competition going on between them - they
couldn't resist testing themselves against each other
- especially the Infosys guy. Said to the others: 
 
"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?”
Why not,
said the other two. 
 
The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes
this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". 
By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first
turn. 
 
Being a pure logical strategist, the Infoscion tried
to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. 
The monkey stayed still. 
 
As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to
make funny gestures... no good, the monkey stayed
put... 
 
Now, comes the TCS... being the practical guy he was
always trained  to be,
he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it
burst out laughing at  him. 
 
The other two were astonished. 
 
How did this TCS guy manage to beat them? No way were
they going to accept defeat so easily. 
So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. 
Let's make this monkey cry!!" 
 
So there they went again, applying the same methods as
before. The   Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the
Wipro guy made sad gestures, and
they failed again... 
 
Then, the TCS er’s again whispered something into the
monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting the
TCS er's shoulder! 
The other two just could not believe their eyes! 

So the Infoscion said "OK, you've won twice. If you
can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make
this monkey run". And he barked at the monkey and
ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.

 
The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded
the monkey- still 
No go. 
 
 
So...here comes TCS guy, again, and whispers into the
monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! 
It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was
scared to death! 
 
The other two surrendered. 

Said they: "OK, we give up. 
 
You're the best among us, and you work for the Best
firm of the three.

But please, please tell us your secret," they begged
him. 
 
"Well", said the TCS er’s,

"The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for
TCS. 

The next time, I told the monkey how much I get
paid...so it started
crying. 
 
And then I told that I was here for recruitment!!!" 




		
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