[dylug] Laws of Life! Enjoy!

Laws of life:

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.






		
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