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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "sapna todwal" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2004 11:35 AM
Subject: PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER


> i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
>
> ii) Any student coming late 10 minutes after the exam
> starts will be forced to join Al Qayda group .
>
> iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam
> hall. Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and
> pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.
>
> Math Exam Time till you complete for full Marks 100
> All questions are compulsory.
>
> 1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wifes
> in his house. Abdul distributed money to his wives in
> such a proportion that the youngest and most recent
> wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum,
> and each wife gets double of her former competitor.
> Abdul has 1700 Rupaye left in his house. Abdul's
> oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find
> out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to
> come out and earn money so that his wives do not
> starve.
>
> 2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of
> Marijuana, hashish, haroine and LHDs are 50, 60,70,80
> Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rupaye
> 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug.
> If Rahim , a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out
> the grams of LHD he bought.
>
> 3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms
> the ball .02% of its original shape each time . Find
> the percentage deformation the ball due to tampering
> in a one day series against India in which Imran
> bowled 9.3 overs.
>
> 4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Akbar Kidnapping &
> Murder Private Limited. He has to threat 10 people per
> day over Telephone. 40% of the people he threats are
> cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in Delhi,
> 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are
> shopkeepres in Calcutta . IF the charges are rupaye
> 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from Mohammed's city
> Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madras
> respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230
> Rupaya in a month. Find out The No of Cinema stars in
> Mumbai , threatened in that particular month.
>
> 5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47, one AK
> 49, one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of
> RDX to its roots for training .One AK 47 costs 100$;
> One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs
> 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx Bomb
> attached with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist
> group admitts 2000 new people every year out of which
> 30 % are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign
> Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to run
> such a group.
>
> 6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is
> given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i
> ; Find out x.
>
> 7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be
> shot is x %.Probabilty of a Military general to be
> shot is 80 % . FInd the joint probability of a Prime
> minister to be shot who is also a Military general.
>
> 8) Find out geometrically the area of Pakhtunistaan
> using PI Theorem with Osama Bin Ladens Correction
> (That is taking he value of PI = 7† instead of
> 3.14....), if Pakhtunistaan is taken as a heptagon.
>
> 9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to
> Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles)
> and is exactly to the East of Drass . The wind is
> blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is
> exactly equal to the speed of the airplane. (The speed
> of the airplane is measured with respect to the air!)
> The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the
> time during the flight. Will the airplane ever reach
> Kargil ?
> What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of
> the airplane, where k is a positive number (can be
> greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the trajectory
> of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of
> course) in each of the three cases: k=1, k1 and k<1.
>
> 10) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection
> of a Trinagle" with a Compass and an unmarked ruler if
> the triangle is named as KASHMIR.
>



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