YOU SPY. NO I'M NOT I'M JUST HERE IN NORTH KOREA ON A VACATION. YOU SPY. NO I'M NOT I'M HERE ON A VACATION. WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? YOU SPY. OK, OK I ADMIT IT

I ALLOWED MYSELF TO BE ALL-ER-ER-ER-E-R-ER-D BY THE UNITED STATS 
ADMINISTRATION INTO COMMITTING A CRIME IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. THEY SENT ME 
TO STEAL A PROPAGANDA POSTER TO HANG IN THE METHODIST CHURCH BACK HOME 
TO HARM THE WORK ETHIC AND MOTIVATION OF THE KOREAN PEOPLE. WHY YOU DAFT 
CUNT Y0U CAN GETZ 15 YEARS IN A PRISON WORK CAMP FOR THIS SHIT. I CAN'TZ 
HELP HELP MYSELF I'M A POSTER KLEPTOMANIAC AND I CAN'TZ STOP STEALING 
POSTERS.