Re: Revelation 3:20

Samuel Spade <[email protected]> Fri, 03 Jul 2026 10:59:31 -0700
Newsgroups alt.politics.radical-left,alt.abortion,alt.society.liberalism,alt.activism.death-penalty,alt.atheism
Organization Organization? LOL!
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Attila wrote:
> On Thu, 02 Jul 2026 21:52:45 -0700, Samuel Spade
> <[email protected]> in alt.atheism with message-id
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> >"Andrew" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> Jesus said, "I am the resurrection and the life. Any
> >> one who believes in me will live, even after dying.
> >> Everyone who lives in me and believes in me will
> >> never die."
> >> 
> >>                        John 11:25-26 NLT
> >
> >Never die?  Are you sure?
> >
> >	Hebrews 9:27
> >	And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after
> >	this the judgment:
> >
> >Never die, once die.  Never die, once die.  Which will it be?
> >Oh, wait:
> >
> >	Revelation 21:8
> >	But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable,
> >	and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and
> >	idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the
> >	lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the
> >	second death.
> >
> >Damn. Now we're up to the second death!
> >
> >Never die, twice die.  Never die, twice die.  Tough choices!
> >
> >
> >Up next: Can anyone see God's butt and live?
> 
> I have yet to see any zombies staggering around in my
> neighborhood.  As far as I know everyone dies sooner or
> later.

In fact, if you're abominable enough, you get to die twice!
That's two for the price of 1, and a license for unlimited sin
and debauchery to top it off!