Re: Revelation 3:20
Samuel Spade <[email protected]> Tue, 14 Jul 2026 21:10:31 -0700
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Attila <[email protected]> wrote: > On Tue, 14 Jul 2026 14:50:00 -0700, Samuel Spade > >Attila wrote: > >> On Mon, 13 Jul 2026 21:21:16 -0700, Samuel Spade > >> >Attila wrote: > >> >> On Mon, 13 Jul 2026 10:32:58 -0700, Samuel Spade > >> >> > >> >> >If you have to ask, you'll never understand. > >> >> > >> >> Give me some verified facts and I can try. > >> > > >> >Animals love sex. You'll have to verify it yourself. > >> > >> Sure we do. But why? > > > >We evolved that way. If there were a heaven, and we > >didn't take that sexual nature with us, we wouldn't be > >us. We would be a different thing. > > Do you expect to eat? Sleep? Move by walking? Can you > still break a leg? All of those are a result of evolution. > Why should sex be different, especially if angels don't > reproduce, the basis for evolution. Would you want to spend eternity playing a harp in the cloud tops and singing church hymns? That's boooor-pfreeking-oooring. Wouldn't you rather be boning a cute magical angelette? I'm starting to worry about you, AT. When you get your hot new bod, maybe they'll install a funnybone with it. > >> >I also testify that angels do get preggy. > >> > >> How do you know this? Do you have evidence angels exist? > >> Does abortion exist in heaven? Child support? Are these > >> angels married or all of their children bastards? How do > >> you get a heavenly divorce because it is well known that no > >> lawyers, like politician, ever go there? > > > >Sigh. > > > >I just know. > > I don't. Does that cancel you out? > > > You, however, are not allowed to know. > > Allowed by who? Deep Pantheon. That's all I can say right now. Just carry on, and bravely cross that chasm when you get there. > >Just think of it as Holy Hyperpasta Mysteries. Verify > >*that* in your Funk & Wagnall's. > > I prefer to think of it as just another superstition. Your cynicism makes you look ungrateful. Careful you don't draw the spanky angelette.