Re: Law Enforcement

pantone449c <[email protected]> Fri, 31 Jul 2026 01:35:28 -0600
Newsgroups alt.anarchism
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 7/31/2026 1:03 AM, pantone449c wrote:
> Lots of libtards claim to be anarchist but their ancap bullshit is half- 
> assed at best. The idea private law enforcement is somehow practical is 
> retarded. Now tbf I can understand how some workers' rights are pushed 
> out by corporate and government monopolies' best interests, so a purely 
> voluntary society has the same risks of a hegemonic culture as our own, 
> thus many assume law enforcement for workers, consumers, business 
> owners, and property must be in order. However, saying law enforcement 
> is okay "minimally" is retarded authcel bullshit. That's like saying "a 
> little" eugenics is okay. E.g. "Sure 99% of tendencies towards low-iq, 
> poverty, harsh cultural standards, etc in certain racial groups is 
> because of systemic disadvantage. But that 1% real genetic component 
> simply can't be ignored!"
> 
> The reality is the same for the disadvantages criminals face. 5% of 
> people commit all the crime. Most of it is property crime. Less than 1% 
> is violent. Even in some contemporary cultures that rate is even lower 
> due to various factors. So why imply we need a "just in case" rule. 
> That's retarded, not because that isn't helpful in single cases, but 
> because it would drive up distrust and thus overall crime rates, and we 
> have to choose what biased group gets the community trust to make 
> decisions based on precedent and principles over another humans 
> freedoms. We can treat people without supposedly rehabilitative 
> concentration camps that use indentured servitude and concentrated 
> violence between members to incentivize non-recidivism. So no, we 
> shouldn't be locking anyone up, nor any other retarded auth bullshit.
Well known and liked community member non-law-enforcement 
interventionists consistently rank better statistically at preventing 
violent crimes from firearms in disadvantaged and gang affiliated 
communities. And when people rely on someone to say when it's okay to do 
what they decided someone gets alienated when the authority decides 
who's side they're on (in reality it's nobody's and everybody's side 
they're on at the exact same time and in the exact same way). Thus, we 
give up some of our freedom towards disagreement and self determination 
every time we gamble with giving up our basic human freedoms and rights 
to an authoritative figure for the off chance they actually side with us 
in the long run without changing an absurd amount of terms to that 
agreement (and that assumes even further that there isn't already 
bribery involved even though their definitely literally always is). We 
inherently ostracize people as humans, that's natural, but extremely 
highly unfortunate. As truly and actually and legitimately mature adults 
we should strive to do otherwise and always try to be the bigger person 
and not the most utterly fucking retarded one in any given circumstance. 
End of discussion, thanks for reading it. And tl;dr go fuck your own 
biological mothers you disgusting auth dweebs.