Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part One
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> HarryLime wrote: > The MC bot has recently pointed out that at least one A.A.P.C. flame war (and, one presumes, the members involved in it) has become a part of the group's folklore. > > In part one of this essay, we'll take a look at one of the best known figures therein... Will Donkey. > > Will Donkey is not just a caricature of an A.A.P.C. troll; he's a complex, legendary character about whom many legendary tales have taken form. > > The first is the Donkeytits Emporium, a combination Bait Store, Bookstore, Bo'dello, and Petting Zoo. > > The Donkeytits Emporium is owned by Will Donkey, but named after his daughter, Sarah Donkeytits who is the store manager. The other employees include Sarah's daughter, and Sarah's daughter's daughter. All three of the Donkeytits girls are sex workers in the Bo'dello who will often offer free flashes and groping sessions to customers who purchase a copy of Will Donkey's poetry chapbook. Sometimes when the girls are all busy with customers, Will offers his services as well. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709271529#709271529 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709190112#709190112 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655