Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirteen

> HarryLime wrote:
> CLAY DONKEY.
> 
> Clay is the eldest of Will's three children (two with his late wife, Lady K, and a third that he doesn't talk about).
> 
> Clay is a professional cosplayer, who frequents Brony conventions.
> 
> He's also a Homose*ual -- although Will Donkey refuses to admit it.
> 
> In this image, he is sitting in front of his computer screen with his imaginary family, waiting (in vain) for Michael Pendragon to apologize to him.




Will Donkey has written several poems about Clay over the years.  This is the earliest known example:

Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany

I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.

I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.

I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.

So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.

And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery. 


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