Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirteen

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> CLAY DONKEY.
>> 
>> Clay is the eldest of Will's three children (two with his late wife, Lady K, and a third that he doesn't talk about).
>> 
>> Clay is a professional cosplayer, who frequents Brony conventions.
>> 
>> He's also a Homose*ual -- although Will Donkey refuses to admit it.
>> 
>> In this image, he is sitting in front of his computer screen with his imaginary family, waiting (in vain) for Michael Pendragon to apologize to him.
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> 
> Will Donkey has written several poems about Clay over the years.  This is the earliest known example:
> 
> Big Fat f***in' Epiphany
> 
> I had an epiphany yesterday
> I realized that Clay is gay
> He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
> Around the village every day
> You'll see him prance and swish and sway
> But I still love him anyway.
> 
> I had an epiphany last night, by heck
> That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
> I mooch off my brother's disability check
> I've got six chins beneath my neck
> But no one ever would suspeck
> Because they're hid beneath my beard.
> 
> I have to say it's really weird
> To see yourself as others do.
> My wife and kids done left me, too
> I guess they saw the way I see
> Myself with this epiphany.
> 
> So I can't write and I can't sing
> And I can't fight Jim in a ring
> Not even for some charity.
> I'm just a Fat f**k in a tent
> Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
> Who never bathes or pays his rent
> And stinks like beer and pee.
> 
> And just in case you haven't guessed
> This Fat f**k bum who's such a mess
> I'll here confess that it is me
> Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.



Poor Clay, born, raised and living as a Dockery.  He changed his first name to "Lay," but that didn't help, other than in meeting temporary friends. 


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