Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Nine
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> HarryLime wrote: > THE SHITHOLEVILLE ALL-STARS: > > The Shitholeville All-Stars originally included a drummer, One-Drum Derundo, and a backup vocalist, Handy Sandy (a.k.a. Screechy), but due to a rather sordid incident that left Handy Sandy with a black eye, a busted nose, and various other cuts and bruises, it was decided best that they leave the band. HandySandy hasn't been seen around Will Donkey since the beatdown from One-Drum. There are pictures on-line of her foot and her black eyes, but the rest of her seems to be missing. At night along the Chattahoochee, so legend goes, she can be heard screeching "How ugly are these pants?" View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709314964#709314964 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709195702#709195702 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655