Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Five
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> DUCKY MALLARD. >>>> >>>> Ducky Mallard is a minister (possibly with the Church of the Holy Barbers), who is a member of The Shitholeville All-Stars band, and who photographs funeral services and offers the photographs online at $10 a pop. >>>> >>>> He also claims to be a part-time male model. >>> >>> >>> >>> Ducky is known to express disdain for his bandmates by farting on them while on stage. >> >> >> >> Stinky but true. > > > > More photographic evidence to back up the historical origins of the A.A.P.C. folklore! Ducky had little success as a male model, for obvious reasons--not even in the active porn industry in Shitholeville. However, he is "experienced." He now does outcalls on Wednesday nights. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709314987#709314987 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709298620#709298620 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655