Re: No Fucky with Ducky, a poem by NancyGene

Cujo DeSockpuppet <[email protected]>
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[email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in 
news:[email protected]:

>> Bruce wrote:
>> NancyGene wrote:
>> 
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) posted:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> No F*cky with Ducky
>>> a poem by NancyGene
>>> 
>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Most brilliant, Michael!  Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a
>>> tuneless tune about it.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>> 
>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>>> 
>>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Again, you nailed it, NancyGene.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
> 
> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
> 
> There was Ducky in the mucky
> When the bus sped up and strucky
> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
> He ran out of chords and luckee.
> 
> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee
> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he
> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee
> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky. 

Shadowville Fucks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo
*************************
Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail
Ducky one chord belongs in jail
Ducky music will forever suck
Ducky is such a Mucky Duck! 

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