Re: Email from some moron's husband

[email protected] (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:[email protected]: 

>> Perry Winkler wrote:
>> On Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:01:51 AM UTC-4, Non-humorous Jinn
>> wrote: 
>> 
>>> 
>>> I got this email from some (apparently) husband
>>> of someone on the newsgroups.
>>> 
>>> Anyone claim this idiot?
>>> 
>>> Is fattie K. married to this moron?
>>> 
>>> If so...
>>> Hey, fattie K. Tell your husband to f**k himself.
>>> 
>>> Don't forget to mention my FREE P*RN.
>>> 
>>> --
>>> AJ - http://ClitIn.Com e In.
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>>> ---------------- My response:
>>> 
>>> Ummm... Blow me.
>>> 
>>> I'm not /f***ing with/ anyone. I don't even know
>>> who you are talking about. Whoever it is can
>>> killfile me. End of issue.
>>> 
>>> Stop emailing me with your idiotic threats.
>>> 
>>> AJ
>>> 
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: "Lionel Lauer" <[email protected]
>>> To: <[email protected]
>>> Sent: Tuesday, April 11, 2006 11:45 PM
>>> Subject: rec.arts.poems
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Tom Bishop,
>>> 
>>> My name is Lionel Lauer.
>>> 
>>> I'm writing because you said some really nasty sh*t
>>> about my wife in the newsgroup recently.  I'm not
>>> the kind of guy you should be f***ing with.  Keep
>>> it up, and I might have to take appropriate legal
>>> action against you.  If I do that, you'll find
>>> yourself up sh*t's creek in a speedboat quicker
>>> than you can take a piss.
>>> 
>>> Please stop annoying my wife.
>>> 
>>> Lionel Lauer
>>> http://www.ImageNoir.com
>>> www.pbase.com/image/24049356
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> I do ponder the meaning of this one....
> 
> 
> 
> I remember Tom Bishop but not this Lionel Lauren fellow. 

Lional Lauer? 

Did you piss him off, Douchebag? 

No? Looks like Tommy Tosser did. 

That explains what happened to Tosser. 

I was on cordial terms with Lionel and he's not someone to fuck with. He 
goes scorched earth with losers like you and Tommy. 

-- 
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets 
another asskicking from The One True Melissa