Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Five

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>> 
>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> NancyGene <user11968> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Will Dockery <user3274> posted:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>> posted:
>>> 
>>> MALLARD.
>>> 
>>> Mallard is a minister (possibly with the Church of the Holy
>>> Barbers)
>>> 
>>> No, Mallard is a Deacon of a local Baptist church, not a minister.
>>> 
>>> Glad to clear up another misrepresentation of yours, Pendragon.
>>> 
>>> 😏
>>> 
>>> Ducky is not a minister, a singer, a songwriter, a guitar player, a
>>> model, a poet or a photographer.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Could he be the "Mangled Baby Ducky" that's also a floor wax?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> He might also be a delicious dessert topping, but I don't want him
>>> ducking around on my ice cream. Has anyone tried yet to put Ducky in a
>>> Jar?
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Ducky isn't more irritating than "painful rectal itch", that's reserved
>> for (Little Willie) Douchebags.
>> 
>> [ www . facebook. com / reel/ 2101731810769554 ]
>> 
>> --
>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
> 
> 
> Jordy's Uncle rather enjoys rectal itch and doesn't find it painful at all.



Was Stinky G. a Deacon?  Is Jordy's Uncle a Deacon?

As Ducky explained:

"Deacon is a supportive position."  We will check the Kama Sutra for that.

"Deacons [...] serve the needs of the Donkey so he can concentrate on things when time permits." 


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