Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Five

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> NancyGene <user11968> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will Dockery <user3274> posted:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>> posted:
>>>> 
>>>> MALLARD.
>>>> 
>>>> Mallard is a minister (possibly with the Church of the Holy
>>>> Barbers)
>>>> 
>>>> No, Mallard is a Deacon of a local Baptist church, not a minister.
>>>> 
>>>> Glad to clear up another misrepresentation of yours, Pendragon.
>>>> 
>>>> 😏
>>>> 
>>>> Ducky is not a minister, a singer, a songwriter, a guitar player, a
>>>> model, a poet or a photographer.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Could he be the "Mangled Baby Ducky" that's also a floor wax?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> He might also be a delicious dessert topping, but I don't want him
>>>> ducking around on my ice cream. Has anyone tried yet to put Ducky in a
>>>> Jar?
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Ducky isn't more irritating than "painful rectal itch", that's reserved
>>> for (Little Willie) Douchebags.
>>> 
>>> [ www . facebook. com / reel/ 2101731810769554 ]
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>> 
>> 
>> Jordy's Uncle rather enjoys rectal itch and doesn't find it painful at all.
> 
> 
> Was Stinky G. a Deacon?  Is Jordy's Uncle a Deacon?
> 
> As Ducky explained:
> 
> "Deacon is a supportive position."  We will check the Kama Sutra for that.
> 
> "Deacons [...] serve the needs of the Donkey so he can concentrate on things when time permits."




Does the Donkey pronounce this "DICK on?"  "DICK ist?"  "DEE ah con?" 


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