Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Five

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
>> 
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> NancyGene <user11968> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will Dockery <user3274> posted:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>>> posted:
>>>>> 
>>>>> MALLARD.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Mallard is a minister (possibly with the Church of the Holy
>>>>> Barbers)
>>>>> 
>>>>> No, Mallard is a Deacon of a local Baptist church, not a minister.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Glad to clear up another misrepresentation of yours, Pendragon.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 😏
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ducky is not a minister, a singer, a songwriter, a guitar player, a
>>>>> model, a poet or a photographer.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Could he be the "Mangled Baby Ducky" that's also a floor wax?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> --
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> He might also be a delicious dessert topping, but I don't want him
>>>>> ducking around on my ice cream. Has anyone tried yet to put Ducky in a
>>>>> Jar?
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Ducky isn't more irritating than "painful rectal itch", that's reserved
>>>> for (Little Willie) Douchebags.
>>>> 
>>>> [ www . facebook. com / reel/ 2101731810769554 ]
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Jordy's Uncle rather enjoys rectal itch and doesn't find it painful at all.
>> 
>> 
>> Was Stinky G. a Deacon?  Is Jordy's Uncle a Deacon?
>> 
>> As Ducky explained:
>> 
>> "Deacon is a supportive position."  We will check the Kama Sutra for that.
>> 
>> "Deacons [...] serve the needs of the Donkey so he can concentrate on things when time permits."
> 
> 
> 
> Does the Donkey pronounce this "DICK on?"  "DICK ist?"  "DEE ah con?"



We see NO evidence that Ducky is a deacon anywhere, so we have to assume that Donkey's claim is a lie. 


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