Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twelve

> HarryLime wrote:
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>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>> [snip]
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>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
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> The Handy Sandy folklore stems from a series of exchanges between Will Donkey and myself at AAPC.
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> George (Stinky var.): Sandy is such a talented young lady...................
> MMP: Best handjob in Columbus?
> WILL: There may be better, but Sandy is a unique talent.
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> Will later claimed that he had "snipped" my response before replying, but the damage had already been done.
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> I have to admit that I honestly believed he was saying that Sandy possessed a unique talent for performing handjobs.  I was shocked that he would say such a thing -- but I certainly believed him.
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> This was the sort of exchange that should have have been easily forgotten.  The problem was that Will did not want to pass up a chance to boast about one of his sexual conquests online.
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> He therefore, refused to step into the gentleman's part and deny that any such interplay between them had ever taken place.  Rather, he repeatedly hinted that they'd been sexually involved, while insisting that he had been replying to Stinky George's remark rather than mine (which he'd snipped in his reply).
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> So Sanday Madaris became Handy Sandy and forever a part of AAPC folklore.




Sandy is also known as "Screechy" for the obvious reason that her singing resembles a series of screeches.

Between the Donkey's gravelly mumblings and Sandy's ear-shattering screeches, their vocals manage to assault the listener's ear at every frequency in the audible range. 


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