Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Seven

[email protected] (George J. Dance)
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> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
> 
>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>> ELLEN HORNY
>> 
>> Ellen Horny is an admirer, and suspected ex-lover, of Will Donkey.
>> 
>> She's known for having filmed (very badly) the majority of his karaoke performances at LeGents with her iphone.
>> 
>> Apart from that, she's said to be a local (Columbus) crazy cat lady, who is armed and extremely dangerous.
> 
> 
> Ellen dislikes being called "Horny," and has been known to send this image (sans cats) via Facebook Messenger to anyone attaching the offensive final "y" to her last name.



DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
- MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120

One Michael Pendragon, in mockery,
Would lie all the time about Dockery.
When called on each lie
He'd whine and he'd cry:
"That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!" 


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