Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Four

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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
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>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
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>>> Practically all of the information contained in the folklore cited above can be confirmed by Will Donkey's posts, Will Donkey's autobiographical notes (posted on G.J. Dunce's wiki pages, or in public records.
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>>> There is additional folklore about their relationship (as in Will's pimping Kathy out for tacos), but that appears to be purely a matter of conjecture predicated upon Kathy's abandoning her children, pretending to be dead, and planning to establish a new life for herself in Texas under an assumed name.
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>> One of the reasons why so much lore has arisen regarding Kathy's life, is that the dates and timelines change drastically regarding her story every time Will Dockery retells it.
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>> On top of this, the idea that a young mother would leave her toddler with her parents, and spend between 1 - 3 months (depending on which version of the story one reads) in a self-designed witness protection program from her husband makes one wonder just what Will Dockery had been doing to her at the time.
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>> Her parents appeared to be aware of what was going on, but refused to tell Will anything, and the local police attempted to make Will think that she was dead.
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>> According to Will, she simply didn't come home from her job as a waitress one night.  He "looked all over" for several hours, then proceeded to get drunk, stoned, and to engage in sex with the local sl*ts.  Eventually, he received word from a sanitarium that she'd checked herself in at Will's expense.
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>> Since Will often mentions that he enjoys the services of "ladies of the evening," a story arose that he was pimping Kathy out for taco change.  In some of the more lurid versions of this folk tale, he pimped young Clay out as well.
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> Kathy finally decided to end the marriage when Clay found a Donkey poem and asked his mother if Dad really at a cat.  It turns out that Will had been writing poems about his sexual liaisons with his co-workers and self-published them in a chapbook.
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> According to one story by Will Donkey, Kathy wasn't mad that he cheated on her, but that he'd performed oral sex on the co-worker while she was driving a pizza delivery car -- but had always refused to do it with Kathy.
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> Either way, the marriage ended for good.
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> Kathy remarried again, and Will spent his Christmases peeking in her living room to see the presents underneath the tree.



That is a dispiriting tale (tail?).  And Will Donkey, after Kathy's death, started to drag her corpse around Shitholeville and on the "You might be from Shitholeville if" website.  He still drags her, continually posting her picture and calling her his late wife, just for sympathy.  People think that Will is a grieving widower, and Will Donkey accepts their condolences with a few ceremonial sniffs. 


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