Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Three

[email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
news:[email protected]: 

>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. 
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C.,
>>>> including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door.  This
>>>> makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact. 
>>>> 
>>>> There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be
>>>> traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will
>>>> Donkey. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed"
>>> appears to have been deserted.  This gave rise to numerous stories
>>> about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his
>>> property taxes. 
>>> 
>>> An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed
>>> to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other
>>> homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets. 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered
>> stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling
>> across the lawn. 
>> 
>> Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to
>> one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster: 
> 
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> 
> And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there
> washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed? 
> In the winter. 

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