Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-One

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
> in news:[email protected]:
> 
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>> George J. Dance wrote:
>> 
>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>> 
>> 
>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> As unbelievable as this might seem, it really happened, and is
>> well-documented in A.A.P.C. posts and "The Autograph of Zorro" videos
>> on YouTube.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Even more unbelievable, Will Donkey still claims that Mr. Benders and
>> he were friends who held each other's work in the highest regard.
>> 
>> Mr. Benders, otoh, had this to say:
>> 
>> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
>> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
>> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,
>> eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a poet."
>> 
>> and this:
>> 
>> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
>> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
>> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
>> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
>> back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old f**k, and I
>> hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
>> that happens."
>> 
>> and this:
>> 
>> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
>> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
>> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
>> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
>> gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
>> spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
>> Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
>> get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
>> right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the
>> flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
>> reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be."
>> 
>> 
>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>> 
> 
> 
> Even PJR is in awe of Benders.
> 
> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!
> 
> --
> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
> another asskicking from The One True Melissa




Unfortunately, Benders was a bit before my time (at A.A.P.C.), but he appears to have attained an almost mythological status. 


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