Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Four

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>> 
>> 
>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Practically all of the information contained in the folklore cited
>> above can be confirmed by Will Donkey's posts, Will Donkey's
>> autobiographical notes (posted on G.J. Dunce's wiki pages, or in
>> public records.
>> 
>> There is additional folklore about their relationship (as in Will's
>> pimping Kathy out for tacos), but that appears to be purely a
>> matter of conjecture predicated upon Kathy's abandoning her
>> children, pretending to be dead, and planning to establish a new
>> life for herself in Texas under an assumed name.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> One of the reasons why so much lore has arisen regarding Kathy's
>> life, is that the dates and timelines change drastically regarding
>> her story every time Will Dockery retells it.
>> 
>> On top of this, the idea that a young mother would leave her toddler
>> with her parents, and spend between 1 - 3 months (depending on which
>> version of the story one reads) in a self-designed witness
>> protection program from her husband makes one wonder just what Will
>> Dockery had been doing to her at the time.
>> 
>> Her parents appeared to be aware of what was going on, but refused
>> to tell Will anything, and the local police attempted to make Will
>> think that she was dead.
>> 
>> According to Will, she simply didn't come home from her job as a
>> waitress one night.  He "looked all over" for several hours, then
>> proceeded to get drunk, stoned, and to engage in sex with the local
>> sl*ts.  Eventually, he received word from a sanitarium that she'd
>> checked herself in at Will's expense.
>> 
>> Since Will often mentions that he enjoys the services of "ladies of
>> the evening," a story arose that he was pimping Kathy out for taco
>> change.  In some of the more lurid versions of this folk tale, he
>> pimped young Clay out as well.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Kathy finally decided to end the marriage when Clay found a Donkey
>> poem and asked his mother if Dad really at a cat.  It turns out that
>> Will had been writing poems about his sexual liaisons with his
>> co-workers and self-published them in a chapbook.
>> 
>> According to one story by Will Donkey, Kathy wasn't mad that he
>> cheated on her, but that he'd performed oral sex on the co-worker
>> while she was driving a pizza delivery car -- but had always refused
>> to do it with Kathy.
>> 
>> Either way, the marriage ended for good.
>> 
>> Kathy remarried again, and Will spent his Christmases peeking in her
>> living room to see the presents underneath the tree.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> That is a dispiriting tale (tail?).  And Will Donkey, after Kathy's
>> death, started to drag her corpse around Shitholeville and on the "You
>> might be from Shitholeville if" website.  He still drags her,
>> continually posting her picture and calling her his late wife, just
>> for sympathy.  People think that Will is a grieving widower, and Will
>> Donkey accepts their condolences with a few ceremonial sniffs.
>> 
> 
> 
> The "Corpse-Dragging Douchebag" ought to be part of AAPC Folklore.
> 
> What say ye?
> 
> 
> --
> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
> another asskicking from The One True Melissa




Yes, that is a highlight of the Shitholeville folklore.  Donkey dragged so many corpses that he made a new road through the town. 


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