Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Three
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> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: > [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in > news:[email protected]: > > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> George J. Dance wrote: >> >> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >> >> >> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN >> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael >> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >> >> >> >> Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C., >> including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door. This >> makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact. >> >> There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be >> traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will >> Donkey. >> >> >> >> As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed" >> appears to have been deserted. This gave rise to numerous stories >> about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his >> property taxes. >> >> An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed >> to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other >> homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets. >> >> >> >> Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered >> stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling >> across the lawn. >> >> Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to >> one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster: >> >> >> >> >> And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there >> washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed? >> In the winter. >> > > > To confuse the flies. > > > > -- > "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet > poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the > lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized > that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed > the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called > "trolls" were actually the members of the group. > I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason > to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets > another asskicking from The One True Melissa Ah, so! The flies aren't confused for long, though. They know where it smells the worst, and that is at the shed, in the shed, and around the shed. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709646342#709646342 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207499#709207499 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655