Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Seven

> George J. Dance wrote:
> 
>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>> ELLEN HORNY
>>> 
>>> Ellen Horny is an admirer, and suspected ex-lover, of Will Donkey.
>>> 
>>> She's known for having filmed (very badly) the majority of his karaoke performances at LeGents with her iphone.
>>> 
>>> Apart from that, she's said to be a local (Columbus) crazy cat lady, who is armed and extremely dangerous.
>> 
>> 
>> Ellen dislikes being called "Horny," and has been known to send this image (sans cats) via Facebook Messenger to anyone attaching the offensive final "y" to her last name.
> 
> 
> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
> 
> One Michael Pendragon, in mockery,
> Would lie all the time about Dockery.
> When called on each lie
> He'd whine and he'd cry:
> "That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!"




Do you deny that an entire folklore has developed regarding A.A.P.C.?

Do you deny that the stories I've been listing here form a large and crucial part of it?

Everything said here about Ellen Horny is certainly true.  And, yes, the crazy cat lady brandishing a gun is an actual photograph of her that was taken from her Facebook page. 


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