Re: Academic reasons why Will Donkey's claims should not be believed

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
> 
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
>> https://humanlimits.substack.com/p/how-far-can-you-run-on-a-broken-leg
>> 
>> “At some point, when extraordinary claims repeatedly encounter
>> contradictory evidence, changing explanations, or an absence of the
>> documentation we would ordinarily expect, the reasonable response
>> changes from:
>> 
>> ‘Why wouldn’t I believe this?’
>> to:
>> ‘What evidence is there that this actually happened?’ “
>> 
>> So, we don't believe that Zu-Bolton was ever in Columbus, Stinky G.
>> did not paint anything but monkey-face pictures, Donkey is still a
>> drunk and druggie, his hovel is about to fall down, he doesn't have a
>> dollar in his wallet, he no longer goes to the Church of the Holy
>> Barbers, he can't play a note on any kind of drum or guitar, and he
>> weighs upward of 400 pounds.  Donkey lies.
>> 
>> Will Donkey has said that he could not speak until he was 11 and could
>> not read or write until the age of 25.  He was the oldest and longest
>> attending student at Carver High School (25 years old, attending for
>> 20 years).  Will Donkey has bragged that he ran 30 marathons in 35
>> days, the last 9 marathons on 2 broken legs.  Donkey has stated that
>> he raised $5 million for charity through his appearances with the
>> Shitholeville No-Stars.  Will Donkey claims authorship of a book that
>> does not exist, and his “poems” are heavily plagiarized. In his
>> bio, Will Donkey writes that he walked/ran the roundtrip from
>> Columbus, GA to Atlanta (214 miles) daily to work at a mill.  We have
>> found no independent corroboration of any of these Donkey tales.
>> 
> 
> 
> <crickets>
> 
> Douchebag!
> 
> --
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> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
> another asskicking from The One True Melissa



Jason Arday was Poet-in-Residence at Carver High School when Will Donkey was there.  He and the Donkey were good friends, and Arday taught the Donkey everything he knew about plagiarism and fabulism. 


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