Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Three

On 18 Aug 2026, you wrote in alt.arts.poetry.comments:

>>ned yak HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. 
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Another source for this piece of folklore might be that Will
>>>> Dockery is known for being both a coward and a bully -- prone to
>>>> pick fights with strangers in a poetry group who have no means of
>>>> physically hurting him (unless, of course, they drive 400 miles to
>>>> assassinate him with a sniper's bullet at a Doo-Nanny). 
>>>> 
>>>> Since Brother Dave suffered from both dwarfism and retardation, he
>>>> would have proven an easy target for Will to abuse. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> It has often been speculated that Will and DirtNap might have had a
>>> more amicable relationship if Dave had simply given his brother the
>>> coveted knit cap. 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Will Donkey got the knit cap, although it was Stinky George who beat
>> Brother Dave over the head with a metal rod to get it. 
>> 
>> Now Will Donkey has fun pretending that he looks like Bill Murray in
>> "The Life Aquatic."  In the image below, he's suited up and ready to
>> submerge. 
> 
> 
> 
> DirtNap Dave is currently part of Will's ash collection, although the
> authenticity of his ashes is disputed due to Clay's having dropped the
> mayonnaise jar. 
> 
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It wasn't mayonnaise. No black lights, please. 



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