Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Four

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Practically all of the information contained in the folklore cited
>>>>> above can be confirmed by Will Donkey's posts, Will Donkey's
>>>>> autobiographical notes (posted on G.J. Dunce's wiki pages, or in
>>>>> public records.
>>>>> 
>>>>> There is additional folklore about their relationship (as in Will's
>>>>> pimping Kathy out for tacos), but that appears to be purely a
>>>>> matter of conjecture predicated upon Kathy's abandoning her
>>>>> children, pretending to be dead, and planning to establish a new
>>>>> life for herself in Texas under an assumed name.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> One of the reasons why so much lore has arisen regarding Kathy's
>>>>> life, is that the dates and timelines change drastically regarding
>>>>> her story every time Will Dockery retells it.
>>>>> 
>>>>> On top of this, the idea that a young mother would leave her toddler
>>>>> with her parents, and spend between 1 - 3 months (depending on which
>>>>> version of the story one reads) in a self-designed witness
>>>>> protection program from her husband makes one wonder just what Will
>>>>> Dockery had been doing to her at the time.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Her parents appeared to be aware of what was going on, but refused
>>>>> to tell Will anything, and the local police attempted to make Will
>>>>> think that she was dead.
>>>>> 
>>>>> According to Will, she simply didn't come home from her job as a
>>>>> waitress one night.  He "looked all over" for several hours, then
>>>>> proceeded to get drunk, stoned, and to engage in sex with the local
>>>>> sl*ts.  Eventually, he received word from a sanitarium that she'd
>>>>> checked herself in at Will's expense.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Since Will often mentions that he enjoys the services of "ladies of
>>>>> the evening," a story arose that he was pimping Kathy out for taco
>>>>> change.  In some of the more lurid versions of this folk tale, he
>>>>> pimped young Clay out as well.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Kathy finally decided to end the marriage when Clay found a Donkey
>>>>> poem and asked his mother if Dad really at a cat.  It turns out that
>>>>> Will had been writing poems about his sexual liaisons with his
>>>>> co-workers and self-published them in a chapbook.
>>>>> 
>>>>> According to one story by Will Donkey, Kathy wasn't mad that he
>>>>> cheated on her, but that he'd performed oral sex on the co-worker
>>>>> while she was driving a pizza delivery car -- but had always refused
>>>>> to do it with Kathy.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Either way, the marriage ended for good.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Kathy remarried again, and Will spent his Christmases peeking in her
>>>>> living room to see the presents underneath the tree.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> That is a dispiriting tale (tail?).  And Will Donkey, after Kathy's
>>>>> death, started to drag her corpse around Shitholeville and on the "You
>>>>> might be from Shitholeville if" website.  He still drags her,
>>>>> continually posting her picture and calling her his late wife, just
>>>>> for sympathy.  People think that Will is a grieving widower, and Will
>>>>> Donkey accepts their condolences with a few ceremonial sniffs.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> The "Corpse-Dragging Douchebag" ought to be part of AAPC Folklore.
>>>> 
>>>> What say ye?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Yes, that is a highlight of the Shitholeville folklore.  Donkey dragged so many corpses that he made a new road through the town.
>> 
>> 
>> One of the reasons Donkey loves corpse-dragging, is that he can pretend that he and the deceased were friends without fear of being contradicted by them.
> 
> 
> Yes, and most of them wanted to shoot Will Donkey.  Lady K hated the Donkey's guts and wanted nothing to do with him, yet he drags her around like she was a possession he lost.



According to one of the Donkey's poems, he once wandered the empty streets on Christmas and peeked in the window of the house where his ex-wife who had married again and ex-children lived with their new father.

I've always suspected that he was second-handing that story from Stella Dallas, but who knows? 


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